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A still from a video shows the text "Harry Potter fans arguing which muggle horcruxed the dumblecunt or some stupid fucking shit."

Hippo

The image shows a Hungry Hungry Hippos game board with four cartoon figures of a car salesman positioned around it. Each salesman is gesturing towards a hippo figurine on the board. Text associated with each salesman reads 'Car Salesman: *slaps [hippo name]*'. The names of the hippos are Henry, Homer, Harry, and Happy.

Power

The image shows two panels. The left panel shows Hagrid speaking to Harry and the text "You're a unit of power, Harry" and below it, Harry asking "I'm a watt?". The right panel shows a close up of Voldemort smiling.

Harry Potter

A still from a Harry Potter movie shows Harry with an odd facial expression surrounded by some kind of blurry, watery blue substance. The text on the image reads "Never pause Harry Potter."

Dog

A two-panel image of a chihuahua. On the left, the dog looks angry and is scolding "WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN! NO NOTE! CAR GONE! YOU COULD'VE DIED! YOU COULD HAVE BEEN SEEN!" on the right, the dog looks cute and is saying "Hello Harry, dear!"

Bellatrix

Ew potter

The image shows two scenes. The first scene has an image of Harry Potter with a Bellatrix look alike kissing his head. The second shows what looks like a behind the scene where Bellatrix and another person sit at a table with lots of items on it. At the bottom, there is a text overlay: "Helena Bonham Carter said that her character Bellatrix was afraid of Harry because she couldn't understand how a 17 year old boy was able to overpower Lord Voldemort."

Voldemort

The image shows four cartoon penguins standing side-by-side. One penguin, wearing a military-style hat, is labeled "Voldemort planning to kill Harry for the 100th time." The other three penguins are labeled "Bellatrix", "Lucius", and "Narcissa" respectively. There are candy corn scattered on the floor.

Vote

If only true Americans voted:

A United States map is displayed with states colored red or blue to represent an election outcome. The legend shows Harris with 31 electoral votes and Trump with 337, suggesting a landslide victory for Trump. The user can select a party, show a toss-up, or a third party and see the state breakdown below.

Spell

A picture of Albus Dumbledore with the text: "I'm sorry about your parents, but no spell can reawaken the dead, Harry. I trust you know that. Except for the Time Turner. We'll use that to save Buckbeak."

Actor

A photo of the cast of Harry Potter and J.K. Rowling with text from a tweet that says "Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone turns 20! Where are the actors now?" followed by the geographical coordinates for Daniel Radcliffe, Emma Watson, Rupert Grint, and Tom Felton.

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Abortion

What is the Harry Potter spell that aborts babies?

Fetus Deletus!

Kid

"Oh daddy," the kid said. "I love you so much!"

"Hey," the man responded. "Until we get the DNA test results, I'm just Harry to you!"

Ginger

What's the most unrealistic part of Harry Potter?

A ginger with friends.

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