Half memes

Glass

1 year ago

The image presents two glasses side-by-side. The first glass, labeled 'OPTIMIST', is filled with water to the halfway point and the text below reads, 'THE GLASS IS HALF FULL'. The second glass, labeled 'P|SSIMIST', is filled with a yellow liquid to the halfway point and the text below reads, 'THE GLASS IS PISS'.

Skyscraper

5 days ago

A satirical news article snippet featuring a photo of famous climber Alex Honnold reaching the top of a building. The headline reads "Man Who Just Climbed Skyscraper Kicks Himself After Seeing There Was An Elevator All Along". The text mentions he spent an hour and a half climbing the Taipei 101 skyscraper.

Meal

2 years ago

Does my half eaten second last meal yesterday look tasty?

A close-up of a half-eaten can of Pringles Sour Cream & Onion chips. The top of the can is torn and jagged.

Year

1 year ago

The image is a screenshot of a 4chan post with green text on a black background. It depicts a dystopian scenario in a future where Hillary Clinton has become a supreme ruler and implemented a series of drastic measures.

Clothing

1 year ago

The image is a bingo grid with nine cells. The first row of cells lists the categories 'X', 'Naked', 'Half Naked', and 'Clothed'. The first cell in the second row has the text 'Afraid', and the cell below contains an image of the cover of the tv show 'Naked and Afraid'. The second cell in this row contains a picture of a cartoon character with a crazy expression. The third cell contains an image of women with burqas. The first cell in the third row has the text 'Half Afraid', and the cell below it shows four children without clothes. The second cell contains a picture with the text 'I am completely half afraid to think'. The third cell shows a man holding glasses with an expression of shock and fear. The first cell of the final row has the text 'Brave'. The cell below contains a picture of a David's statue. The second cell shows a women's bottom and legs being bent over. The last cell shows men with rifles and headscarves.

Chip

1 year ago

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On the left, a screenshot of a social media post showing a question "How much is $2 chips?", followed by a comment: "It probably takes you an hour and a half to watch 60 minutes". On the right, a man looks confused.

Jokes

Gun store

7 years ago

I was walking down the street one day and I passed the gun store. I walked in and everything was half off. I didn't know back to school sales had started already.

Cat

7 years ago

What has two legs and is red all over?

Half a cat.

Christmas

5 years ago

Why do the Japanese hate Christmas?

Because the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population.

Half jokes