Good memes

I walked into the kitchen and saw my wife chopping up onions, which made me cry.

Onions was a good dog.

Teacher: Kids, what does a chicken give you?

Students: Eggs.

Teacher: Very good. Now, what does the pig give you?

Kids: Bacon.

Teacher: Excellent. Now, what does the fat cow give you?

Kids: Homework.

I was excited my teacher asked me for sex in exchange for a good grade, but then I realized I was homeschooled.