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Big_Pix 💯💯 · 3 years ago

    • My face when one of the boys gets off for his girl

    A person wearing a skull mask and headset looks directly at the camera.
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    • Toaster

    Face mcshooty · 1 year ago
    • A picture of a bathtub with a toaster inside it. The text above the picture says "When you get off of work and she's waiting for you in the bathtub."
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    • Corner

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    • A list of ten things to do in an elevator. The text reads: Top 10 Things To Do In An Elevator. 1. Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. 2. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?" 3. Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!" 4. Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking. 5. Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on". 6. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly. 7. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral. 8. Dress up as the devil and then ask other people as they get in, "Going down?" 9. Drag a desk into the elevator. Ask "Do you have an appointment?" 10. Announce in a demonic voice, "I must find a more suitable host body."
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    • Cat

    Hailey ❁ · 4 years ago

    • Cats be gettin' everything these days 😂

    A woman is yelling at a cat, telling it to get off the table. The cat is yelling back: "YOU'RE NOT MY REAL MOM!!!"
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    • Cat

    Adolf kitler · 1 year ago
    • Four cartoon cats are depicted with descriptions of their character. The first cat is a black cat labelled "problem clan" and described as wanting to be cool, being sneaky, and always ending up with villains. The second cat is a beige cat labeled "I am speed" and described as being small, saying "get off my land," and thinking it is better than you. The third cat is a light blue cat labeled "swimmy" and described as starting a fight over some rocks, eating fish and forgetting who some people are. The last cat is an orange cat labeled "protagonist" and described as doing no wrong, being involved in everything, and related to everyone.
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    • Year

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    • The image is a screenshot of a 4chan post with green text on a black background. It depicts a dystopian scenario in a future where Hillary Clinton has become a supreme ruler and implemented a series of drastic measures.
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    • Sex

    Anonymous · 4 years ago

    • What's a native chick say after sex?

    "Get off me, Dad, you're crushing my smokes!"

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