Gaze memes

Last night in bed, I was gazing up at the stars and was thinking to myself, "Where the f*ck is my roof?"

When I see your face, there's one thing I want to change.

The direction I'm looking.

Two hunters are in the woods when one of them collapses. He's not breathing and his gaze is blank. The other hunter grabs his phone and calls emergency services: "My friend is dead! What do I do?"

The emergency dispatcher replies: "Calm down. I can help you. First, make sure he's really dead."

Silence on the other end, then a gunshot. Back on the phone, the hunter asks: "Okay, now what?"