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Heroin Monkey

The image shows two panels. The first one shows an older man with a long white beard, presumably Noah, looking somewhat confused, with the text "Noah?" underneath. The second panel shows Noah with a glowing effect, as if illuminated from within, with the text "Get the boat." underneath. Above these two panels is the text: "A friend got mad at me for smelling his sister's underwear. I don't know if it was because she was still wearing them or because the rest of the family was there. Either way it made the rest of the funeral very awkward."

help me please im being abused

The image shows a person with blonde hair and a red tie with his hand up in a stop gesture. A blue button with the word 'WALL' is shown in the left corner.

help me please im being abused

Bandobritt stan account
@Tripolar_B
You ever had a racist experience but it was
funny tho
xanthus stan account
@tobikyere
when i was meeting friends at Nando's and
when i got there the server walked me over to a
table of random Black people and we just
stood/sat there looking at each other like this

Nateツ

A young person is sitting in a car with a slightly displeased look on their face. Text above the person reads: "When your friend is making fun of you to impress a girl."

Thoughtless

Shep

Two men hold a sign at the airport. The sign reads, "Welcome Home Sean! Congrats on your PAROLE! Remember, you can't be within 100 yards of that sheep farm!" There are two images of a sheep's rear end with a no symbol over them.

DAP ME UP

Two drawings of a character named Sukuna side by side. The left drawing shows Sukuna crying with the text 'Sukuna, heal my friend!' and the right drawing shows Sukuna with a smirk and the text 'No.'

Toast ツ

The image shows a video game inventory screen with different food items. The text at the top reads "When your mate Oatcakes is up to his wacky antics again." Below, there is a section titled "CLASSIC OATCAKES". There are three food items: "MEDLEY BAKING CO. ASSORTED BISCUITS" with the number 4, "SCHMITZ SWEET C" with the number 2, and then "classic oatcakes" with the number 7.

Heroin Monkey

1) buy a lobster
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My friend is in forensics and works on crime
scenes. They find a woman laying on the
bathroom floor with a head wound and live
baby shrimp on the floor with a smell of burnt
residue. After 3 days of investigation, they
figured out what happened.
Long story short, she bought a lobster from
the market. In the market, they feed the
lobster live baby shrimp until they're sold. This
woman brings the lobster home, inserts the
lobster's tail into her vagina, lights a lighter
and puts the flame towards the lobster's head,
so the lobster will frantically start shaking his
tail (which is inside her vagina), giving her the
jollies. Apparently she killed the lobster from
burning his head too long, the lobster, being
dead, voids his bowels, causing this lobster to
shit live baby shrimp into her vagina. This
woman then goes to pee and sees live baby
shrimp crawling out of her vagina, she freaks
out, falls, and cracks her head open on the
bathtub and dies.
it happened in Chicago in 2001
?
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1) wait for horny
Chicago 2001
"Lobster Love" Incident

Heroin Monkey

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a golden retriever. The first image is a full body picture. The second image is a close-up view of the dog's eyes and snout. The text reads: "This boi can smell people who are beautiful and deserve love."

Wade

A Pokemon card featuring a plush shark toy labeled "May" as a basic Pokemon with 30 HP. The card includes attacks named "Suicidal Karen" and "Victimize," and the text reads, "If you come across this Pokémon in the wild, RUN. Run away immediately, kill it if you can, but fuckin RUN."

Heroin Monkey

Two tweets from user @xMangojuice. The first one says: "2star yelp review @xMangojuice. went camping with my uncircumcised friend and he didn't even bring a sleeping bag? lol he's gonna be freezing tn". The second one says: "2star yelp review @xMangojuice. oh my god wait what is he doing".

Ness Plays

The Movie

A grid of images with the title "Your own Romantic Comedy Cast Meme" at the top. The grid shows nine roles: The Main Character (a meme of a person with black hair), The Love Interest (a meme of a bald person), The Best Friend (a cartoon girl), The Love interest's Roommate (a cartoon of a green dinosaur), The Crazy ex (a troll face), The Pet (a kitten), The Kid Sibling (a pixelated image), and The Love Interest's parents (a badly drawn image of a person).

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a muscular man with headphones on, and the text on the image says "SUCCESS REQUIRES REPLACEMENT" followed by a list of things to replace "with Alcohol", including "Alcohol", "Failing", "Overthinking", "Blame", "Toxic Friends", "Complaining", "Netflix marathons", and "Fake influencers".

Heroin Monkey

A snowflake image on a dark blue background with the text: "Friends are like snowflakes. When you pee on them, they disappear."

Mr. Beast Official™

Took A Selfie With The Homies!

A selfie of three guys smiling at the camera. One is positioned at the top of the frame, angled upside down. Another one is in the middle, looking directly at the viewer. The third one is at the bottom right of the image, tilted toward the viewer.

ToxicHaste22'uwu

i would do that

A man's face is shown in a box. Above it are the words "WALKING PAST A CLASS". Below the image are the words "THAT YOUR FRIEND IS IN".

Goku is dum

You look like my friend when he smile

The image shows a side-by-side comparison of the Grinch. On the left, the Grinch has a sinister grin with a menacing look. On the right, he has a wide smile.

Ness Plays

Me and the bois are gonna speedrun Minecraft

Four characters from different sources are positioned side-by-side. On the far left, there's Tom Nook from Animal Crossing, next to him is the Trollface. In the center is the 'Stonks' guy, and on the right is Elmo. Below them, the text says: "The bois".

imshorttehe

If my firnd had a baby like this id call him ✨ "retard" ✨

A close-up image of a newborn baby with a scrunched-up face and mouth open, as if yelling or crying. The image also contains text that says, "My friend just had a baby.."

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