Event memes
i just realized my birthday is the same day i was born
At my school dance having a all nighter
Jokes
In order to get $355 million for his civil fraud case, Donald Trump desperately needed to fundraise. So, in every Republican Party event, he will serve the Patriotic Trump Dog! It consists of an 80-year-old sausage inside a 10-year-old cream bun, topped with Russian dressing.
Trump does have the best people, doesn't he?
What is an orphan's favorite event? Homecoming.
What do you call an orphan's family reunion? "Me time."