Establishment memes

Locker Room

2 years ago

The image shows two panels. The top panel contains the text "Girls locker room: Oh my god, Becky, coach is soo hot, hey did you get a new bra? Ashley, wanna establish communism?" The bottom panel contains a painting of a chaotic medieval battle scene.

History

6 months ago

A green background with a laughing Pepe the Frog image on the left. On the right, text compares 'Chinese history' to 'European history.' Chinese history is described as 'Chao Ling takes power; 247 million perish.' European history is described with a long, convoluted sentence about a noble marrying his half-sister, triggering a war between two other elaborately named figures, and establishing a small tax haven.

Care

1 year ago

A cartoon image shows a Countryhuman, represented by a flag with a face, wearing a suit and looking annoyed. He gestures towards a group of smaller Countryhumans with flags and dates labeling their establishment years (1818, 1959, 1952, 1946). The text above reads, "Why do I have to take care of these old men?", with a note at the bottom saying "(based on f***ball wiki)" and "born in 1967".

Jokes

Bar

8 years ago

A jumper cable walked into a bar. The bartender said, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything!"

Antidote

3 years ago

It’s important to establish a good vocabulary. If I had known the difference between the words “antidote” and “anecdote,” one of my best friends would still be alive.

Prostitution

4 years ago

Man to woman: "Would you sleep with me for one million dollars?"

Woman: "Sure."

Man: "How about for ten dollars?"

Woman: "What do you think I am?"

Man: "We’ve already established what you are. All we’re doing is negotiating price."

Establishment jokes