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Gummy gummy gummy bear · 5 months ago

    • Oh fuck no 💀

    A screenshot of a text message conversation. The sender (green bubble) says, "I want to wake up with you the rest of my life". The receiver (grey bubble) replies, "I get up at 5 am". The sender immediately responds, "Nevermind".
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    Anonymous · 12 years ago

    • The early bird might get the worm...

    But the second mouse gets the cheese.

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