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homuratrash:
guy at disney: sir? stitch, a small logic defying blue alien from outer fucking
space, needs a heterosexual romance
disney ceo: okay....but we gotta know she's Female, do u understand?
....she needs long antennae..like long hair..mascara...smooth chest that
sticks out a little more because we need to be reminded that she still got
titties even tho she's a tiny fucking alien
guy at disney: should we make her pink, sir?
disney ceo: ricky you goddamn genius. here are my keys. go to my house
and fuck my wife

Hollow Knight Beater

No Words

A comic strip featuring characters from the game Hollow Knight. In the first panel, a character says, "Okay, we are just about ass to ankles back here, Hornet. Do you wanna hop on your sibling's lap there, please?" The second panel shows other characters, one of whom says, "Whoa, bumpy road ahead!"

Manga fan

Meme:

The image is a four-panel comic strip featuring anime characters from Naruto. In the first panel, Sakura asks Sasuke, "Sasuke, am I pretty or ugly?" In the second panel, Sasuke replies, "You are both!" In the third panel, Sakura looks confused and asks, "What do you mean?" In the fourth panel, Sasuke responds, "You're pretty ugly." Below this, there is a TikTok watermark and a group of people laughing.

LoserIsPro

lol

A plush Kermit the Frog is sitting up in bed looking slightly annoyed. The text on the image reads: "Me: I'll do it at 8. Time: 8:05. Me: looks like I gotta wait till 9 now."

LoserIsPro

A photo of an old woman sitting in a chair. The text in the image says: "Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?" followed by: "Yes, it's February 14th."

LoserIsPro

who wood win

The image shows two cartoon characters: a red cube named Blocky and a blue character with the number four on its chest. The text says "Who would win?" Above Blocky, it reads: "A advertisement who pranks everyone." Above the blue character, it says: "One screechy boi."

Anonymous

Wtf is this shit and why do I kinda want it

A picture shows a black cat heating pad placed inside a pair of black underwear. There is a control and the USB cord. Additional pairs of underwear are stacked. The text on the image says "Shop now", "Crimmy Period Underwear Panties for Teens Women, 3 Leak ...", "Amazon", and "Sponsored".

GG Miller

DANG, like for a Cookie

A young boy with blond hair is wearing a green sweater and a teddy bear pinned to the front. The text on the image says: "Old people at weddings always poke me and say 'You're next.' So, I started doing the same thing to them at funerals."

Heroin Monkey

FEBRUARY
Saturday
Right, I know it's been a while since I wrote in this,
but a whole lot has happened so let me fill you in on
everything.
Manny Heffley is the personification of human sin. Do
you wanna know the reason he tried to get me killed?
DATS FOWR NAWT
TEACHING ME HOW
TWO TIE MY SHOES,
YOU FUCKING PLOOPY.
I'M ONWEE
THWEE, BUBBY!
HEWP ME TIE MY
GAWDDAYUM
SHOES.
So I punted that little shit into the wall..
I should have paid more attention to Miom though, because
she actually stuck by her word for once. She managed to
shoot me in both legs and break i
my.
fucking kneecaps.
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Heroin Monkey

The image is a screenshot of a chat. It shows a person, presumably Travis Scott, with a McDonald's flag in the background saying he needs 2000 dollars to get back to America and asks to send it through paypal. The next message questions his identity to which he responds with "Fin fin fin fin fin".

Heroin Monkey

A three-panel image from the movie Harry Potter. In each panel, Albus Dumbledore stands in a white space. The first panel reads, "Do not pity the dead Harry,". The second panel reads, "Pity the living.". The third panel reads, "And above all else, pity those that look at the top right corner."

Anonymous

Womp

A photo of two people lying down together. The image has a text overlay that says "guys dreams do come true".

GG Miller

Where do you learn to make a banana split?" "Sundae school."

A scene from the office where Michael Scott stands in front of the reception desk, one hand raised and a paper in the other, with the text "BOOM!" overlayed on the image. Pam Beesly sits at the reception desk behind him, looking surprised.

✨Jassy✨

Me every day

A picture of the Kermit the Frog puppet sitting on white sheets. The text overlay says "Me: I'll do it at 8. Time: 8.05. Me: looks like I gotta wait till 9 now."

KatsukiBakugouSimp

frfr

The image shows a split panel of a white-haired anime character. In the top panel, his face is contorted in frustration, and the text says "WHEN YOU WANNA DO YOUR HW." The bottom panel shows the same character looking downcast with the text "BUT JESUS SAYS NO."

Anonymous

Oop- get called out

A screenshot of a tweet by user @selfluvnbbg. The tweet reads, "What do boys even find attractive about boobs, they are literally balls of fat on my chest. IF YOU CAN LOVE ME FOR THE FAT ON MY CHEST WHY CAN'T YOU LOVE ME FOR THE FAT ON MY STOMACH YOU PIECE OF SHIT."

Anonymous

what do you see in this picture look carefully im joking just look at the picture happy valentines

Two kittens are hugging each other. They are white with black markings. One has a black heart on its side. The text “Happy Valentines” is written at the bottom.

LoveMaddy

me at home i always do this

A person with long dark hair is taking a selfie in the mirror. The background appears to be a bathroom.

Emo Ness🖤🖤🖤

lol anons are idiots

A series of comments made by someone named Emo Ness. Emo Ness asks why they are being called fake, states that having an account does not make someone real and states that they had the account for a long time.

Wade

I love this comic run so much

The comic shows Spider-Man and Deadpool looking at each other with confusion. In the second panel, a fiery horse carriage drives by. In the last panel, they discuss the 19th-century Ghost Rider and his potential involvement in the wrong Civil War. The text in the speech bubbles says: NEIGH! Did you just see that? 19th Century Ghost Rider? Yup. Oh man, do you think he's showing up to fight in the wrong civil war? Let's hope he fights for the North, otherwise he's not gonna like taking orders from a black Captain America.

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