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Heroin Monkey

A flyer taped to a tiled wall that reads: "ATTENTION GAMERS. DIARY of a Wimpy Kid Roleplay club. Wimpy Kid roleplays are held at the local SUBWAY from 1:30AM - 3:30AM on Thursdays. Please do not come as Greg, Frank, Manny, Rodrick or Susan, as they are already taken. Please be Rowley we need a Rowley. Also, rude language will not be tolerated at the Wimpy kid roleplay. My mom will get mad and not let us do it anymore!"

Heroin Monkey

A photo shows a doll that resembles an unborn baby next to text that reads: "If I was a girl, I would get pregnant as many times as possible, then have abortions after the third month of being pregnant so I would deliver a potato sized 1/3 developed dead fetus, then I would take the fetus, put it in a jar of preservative liquid and put it on a shelf in a secret room in my house, and I would do it until I had so many the rooms walls were nothing but potato sized aborted fetuses. Then I would have a kid and when they're bad I would make them sit in the fetus room and remind them of how easy I could have aborted their ass."

Heroin Monkey

In the top panel, the text "4 other monkeys: Jumping recklessly on the bed is pretty fun, we should do this more often. The 5th monkey:" is written. The bottom panel shows a still from a movie, depicting a woman with a terrified expression.

𝔹𝕦𝕓𝕓𝕝𝕖𝕘𝕦𝕞

A flyer on a street pole shows a black and white photo of a unicorn. The flyer reads, "Lost unicorn: If found please stop doing drugs."

Adolf kitler

what do I have to do to become a mod?

A cat in a box raises its paw as if it has a question. The image reads: "I has a question..."

Face mcshooty

A picture of the actor Michael C. Hall, who played Dexter in the show of the same name, with the text "Is it a hate crime if I love doing it?"

YumMan

Explain Bear i hate you

The image is a comic strip. In the first panel, a group sits around a table and one says, "How do we get rid of Explain Bear?" The second panel shows three responses: "Burn him", "Eat him", and "We don't." The final panel shows the "We don't" guy smirking while someone is thrown out of a building window.

Face mcshooty

A meme with text above a black and white image of a distorted face with wide eyes. The text is a dialogue where one person is trapped with another's sister and asks how to open the door, to which the other replies, "Just bang it really hard."

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a Discord conversation. The first user states they have finished watching "The Passion" and are sad and posts a message of hope about Christ's death giving people eternal salvation, accompanied by an image of hands holding bread and a cup with the text "Take this and eat". The second user replied to that message stating that the first user posted rape porn three hours ago.

Heroin Monkey

A photo shows a person lying in bed with their cat. They are holding a Nintendo Switch in front of the cat's face, displaying a video game. The lower part of the image contains text from a message board, including the lines: "Long term gf and I just broke up. This is the best way I know to mend a broken heart." And a comment with an image of Pepe the Frog saying: ">framed picture of a fucking fan, Why do Americans do weird shit like this?"

Lil’ bro

A man stands in front of a private plane holding a dog. Two animated animals are in front of him.

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a post that asks, "How do I stop my husband from going "goblin mode" during sex?? My husband says "goblin mode activated" when we start to have sex, growls, and acts like a caveman, and then says "goblin mode off" when we stop, and then pretends to not know what I'm talking about when I ask him about it."

Adolf Nigler

Quora asking the real questions.

A screenshot of a list of related questions on Quora about the KKK (Ku Klux Klan) and other groups or figures such as the IRA, white supremacists, Donald Trump, the Knights of Columbus, Asians, Satanists, and Native Americans.

Lil’ bro

Cartoon drawing of Dora the Explorer and Boots the monkey. Text above them reads, "Be gay". Text below them reads, "Do crime."

Face mcshooty

Bro im 15 why do i feel so fucking old 😭

The image shows a screenshot of search results indicating the release dates for PlayStation 3, Xbox One, and PlayStation 4. Below is a shot of a man looking displeased, which implies aging.

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a Google search result for "Mummy Pig" showing a cartoon pig, followed by text that details the pig's life as having 67 divorces, being in love with Lester from GTA 5, hacking Fortnite, and killing 417 people including Stephen Hawking.

Heroin Monkey

A meme featuring a tweet asking why Serbs deserve to be bombed by NATO. A reply references "Pearl Harbor." The meme includes a Wojak wearing a Serbian hat with tears and the phrase "wHaT diD WE do to gEt bOmBeD?" Next to it is a gigachad-style character holding a NATO flag with the words "Pearl Harbor."

Heroin Monkey

A handwritten test paper with the questions: "What is one thing in the world that should be improved?" and "What is one thing that you can do to help?" The answer to the first question is "Cost of living." The answer to the second question is a drawing of a stick figure holding a gun.

Face mcshooty

A screen capture of an online post with Spongebob looking sad in the background and the text: "It's always 'goodnight' but never 'do you want a titty pic before I go to bed?'"

Heroin Monkey

A close-up of a metal bear trap is shown with the caption, "How do bears fall for this?"

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