Doctors Memes - Page 2 - Worst Jokes Ever

Doctor

A four-panel comic strip using Lego figures. In the first panel, a Lego patient tells a Lego doctor, "Doctor I think I have internal bleeding." The second panel shows the doctor saying, "That's where the blood is supposed to be." The third panel shows the doctor with a smile. The final panel shows the doctor with the same expression as the previous panel, holding a bill saying "+$3000."

Paper

NO PAPERS CAN CHANGE MY FUTURE!

A person wearing a white coat and sunglasses with hearts on them is smiling at the viewer, holding a paper. The text overlay reads, "The Doctor with the C@ncer report:" and below the image, "GUYS PAPER CANT CHANGE MY FUTUR-...".

Doctor

lol

A three-panel image shows a conversation between three characters. The first panel depicts a woman with a headband asking, "Are you...one of those CHALLENGERS?". The second panel shows a young man saying, "Um, the doctor said I could be on the spectrum." The third panel shows a man with a black headband saying, "I DON'T KNOW what that is, but, on, all of it means, all time!" An American flag can be seen in the background of the first panel.

Jokes

Surgery

I told the doctor I didn’t want a brain surgery. But he changed my mind.

Ex

My ex got into a bad accident recently. I told the doctors the wrong blood type. Now she will really know what rejection feels like.

Prostate exam

I asked the doctor doing my prostate exam where I should put my pants. "Next to mine" was not the answer I was expecting.