Decision Making memes

Caveman

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COnFuSEd UngA BuNgA

The image shows two fists facing each other with a red background. Below that is a split image of two cavemen looking angry. The text on the image says, "Paper: *not invented yet" and "Scissors: *not invented yet" and "Cavemen when deciding on something:".

self-care

Blake · 11 months ago

self care for drunk driving

A highway sign shows two diverging paths. The straight path is labeled 'Making responsible life choices'. The right turn is labeled 'Starting a raccoon cult and declaring war on the moon'. Below the sign, a blue car is shown drifting aggressively to the right on a curved road, kicking up smoke. Text at the bottom reads: 'Me proudly calling it 'self-care''. The image includes the text 'imgflip.com' in the bottom left corner.

Netflix

Baby Yoda · 2 years ago

The image shows Baby Yoda sleeping in a hammock. Above the image the text reads: "Me after watching 10 minutes of something on Netflix that took me an hour to choose."

University

KanyeEast · 1 day ago

New degree plans announced by Cornell University:

- Frat Studies, includes classes in acquiring ketamine and arranging threesomes with your homeboy and some random girl.

- Sorority Studies, includes classes in oral sex, binge drinking, and bullshitting after the fact.

- Consent Theory, teaches the new generation that "Yes" means "No" and your problems can all be solved by regretting your own poor decision-making (the shop's still open btw).

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