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help im being nuked

The image is a screen capture of a computer interface with green text and symbols on a black background. In the top left is code. In the center is an aerial view of a city. In the bottom center is a green symbol with "NATIONAL INTELLIGENCE AGENCY" and "UNITED STATES OF AMERICA" written around it. On the right side are the words "Bitcoin Miner," "Password Cracker," "Remote Connection," and "Interpol Database" with associated symbols.

Jokes

Download

"You are under arrest for illegally downloading the entire Wikipedia!"

"Wait! I can explain everything!"

Bar

An SQL query goes into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks, "Can I join you?"

School

What do inner city schools and databases have in common?

Their problems are usually caused by a race condition.