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Hater

This Is True i hate someone irl

The image has white text on a black background. It states: "Haters are like crickets. They chirp all day... But when I walk by them, they suddenly get quiet."

Song

The image shows a screenshot of a YouTube video with the title "5 Lil Pump songs playing at once", a comment below says "this is what albert einstein listened to before he wrote the bible".

Sex

A screenshot from Pornhub displaying a post. The post asks, "If you have sex on Halloween, is it a monster mash or a graveyard smash?" A reply below states, "It's only a graveyard smash if she's had an abortion."

Expense

The image shows an iPhone X with a price of $999.99, an AK-47 with a price of $600 on the Afghan black market, a furry convention ticket for $36.87, 20 magazines with 800 rounds for $300, and a van rental for $40. The text at the bottom says "Fun day out = $976.87".

Life

A screenshot of a social media post where a user shares the tragic news of their 21-year-old nephew's suicide. Another user replies by comparing the situation to the anime "Yu Yu Hakusho." The original poster then criticizes the insensitivity of the response.

Spending

A screenshot of a Google search result titled "Daily Spending For 70 Years." It calculates that spending $332 billion in 70 years requires spending approximately $12,994,129.16 per day. The search bar contains the query "vibrating buttplug for men."

Bro

A basketball player is about to dunk while the caption states: How that one bro feels after leaving you on delivered all day like your one of his side pieces.

Curry

That feeling when curry hitting on very sadding day 👌🔥

A man with dark hair and a mustache is smiling with wide, staring eyes. His facial features are slightly exaggerated, and he is wearing a blue and white checkered shirt.

Job

You are god if you can do any of these

The image shows a collage of four different images. The top left image shows Thor's hammer. The top middle image shows a sword stuck in a stone. The top right image shows a smiling baby with the text "THIS IS HOW I FEEL WHEN THE COMBINE COMES OUT OF THE SHED". The bottom left image shows hands trying to remove a bucket. The bottom right image shows a sign with text: "EVERY TWENTY MINUTE JOB IS ONE BROKEN BOLT AWAY FROM BECOMING A THREE DAY ORDEAL."

Cat

A cat looks at a sandwich with text "One of these days, you will be mine."

Bag

A man wearing a balaclava and camouflage clothing stands in a grassy field holding a rifle. Above him is text that reads: "Definitely do not soak a bag of flour in diesel fuel and let it dry for a day or two. And then, by no means, do NOT insert a firecracker into the diesel flour dough. That's redneck C4 and is super duper dangerous."

Sex

The image shows two pictures side by side. On the left is a cartoon of a furry character with a dark blue head, tan muzzle, and yellow beak. He is depicted with a plump bottom. On the right is a picture of a dark blue 2014 Subaru Outback. A text overlay says: "Sold. 2014 Subaru outback 2.5i Limited Wagon 4D $10,000 Listed a day ago in Waterford, WI"

Platypus

The image shows a platypus at the top, with the text "On the sixth day, God created the platypus. And God said..." underneath. Below that is an image of a cartoon God giving a thumbs up with the text "let's see the evolutionists try and figure this one out".

Beer

A collage of screenshots of Scotty Kilmer's YouTube videos. Each video has a different theme: using fuel additives when one can't afford beer, being drunk, and keeping secrets. The word "Secret" is overlaid twice on two different videos. The word "Drunk" is overlaid on one video.

Sigma

The image shows a Google search page for "sigma". The results are encircled and connected by lines to multiple images of Patrick Bateman.

Valentine's Day

The image is a four-panel comic showing how to celebrate Valentine's Day. The first panel shows a box of chocolates with the text "BUY CHOCOLATES." The second panel shows a teddy bear with the text "BUY A CUTE TEDDY BEAR." The third panel shows scented candles with the text "BUY SCENTED CANDLES." The fourth panel shows a bottle of wine and a wine glass with the text "BUY A BOTTLE OF GOOD WINE." Below these panels, there's an additional panel that shows a person in bed with the teddy bear, a spilled bottle of wine and an extinguished candle.

Detention

A young person is holding a rifle. The text says, "When you get detention for handing in your homework 1 day late and then your teacher does not correct it for another week."

Scene

Meme:

The meme is a two-panel image comparing the perceived speed of Murata's current artwork to his past artistic process. The top left panel depicts a scene from the anime with the text "the scene". Below, another image labeled "the cameraman" shows a man with a camera looking surprised. The right panel shows the text "People: How is Murata drawing that quickly recently? Murata 3 years ago:" followed by a picture of Murata and the text "EVERY SINGLE DAY!!! 100 DOODLES, 100 SKETCH-BOOKS, 100 PAGES, AND 10 KILOMETERS WORTH OF LINES".

Candy

Day 3

The image has text that reads "KID #420" and "FREE CANDY". Under the text, there's a picture of a guy with glasses and a beard, and a large pile of candy. To the right, the image shows Sid, a cartoon character with a big smile.

Man

As a man can confirm

A toy in its packaging is labeled "Useless Man". It says, "This man contributes absolutely nothing to society! Lazy. Unwashed. Just lies around all day eating chips. Now with clothing!"

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