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A dialogue between a son and his dad where the son asks what a man is. The dad responds, "A man takes care of his family". The son says he wants to be a man like his mom. The last line is just "DAD:" and below that is a picture of an older man crying.

mal

A drawing of Joseph Stalin on a pink card with the text "QUIT STALIN AND BE MY VALENTINE", "Happy Valentine's Day", and "Love: MAP, Stalin, and also Benkling."

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of two Instagram posts. The first post, from user fatgirlhedonist, says "Idk who needs to hear this, but I switched from buying coffee every day to making it at home 2 years ago and I'm still not a millionaire." The second post, from user brianmstewart, is pinned and replies "I have studied the habits of millionaires. While it is a good step to save money by making coffee at home, have you considered supplementing your income by committing massive fraud?"

sonicjokesmemesandposts

wow mario got done dirty

The image is a four-panel meme. The top left panel shows an old video game screenshot of Sonic with the text: "When the drowning countdown starts, but Tails takes the air bubble. SCORE 34160 TIME 2:03 RINGS 341 guess I'll die". The top right panel says: "KIDS TODAY GETTING THEIR VIDEO GAME TURNED INTO A MOVIE GET THIS" and shows two images of Sonic: one old and one new movie version. The bottom left panel says: "KIDS IN MY DAY GOT THIS..." and shows an image of a Goomba. The bottom right panel shows an image of the live-action version of King Koopa.

deez man

The image shows three actors who played Spiderman: Tobey Maguire, Tom Holland, and Andrew Garfield, side by side. Above them, text reads, "Doctor: don't worry kid, it's just a mild cold. My hospital room next day:".

Face mcshooty

A cartoon illustration shows a person with pink hair and heart antennae sitting alone at a table in a restaurant. On the left and right side, couples are visible at tables. A banner at the top reads "SINGLE PEOPLE ON VALENTINE'S DAY." There is a heart decoration in the middle.

Anonymous

Shitpost-master general

A meme with a stop sign over a pile of crack rocks. The text reads: "Join the 3 day challenge. No crack on February 29, 30 and 31."

✨Jassy✨

Me every day

A dog with its head on the floor near its food bowl. The text on the image says "I JUST CAN'T HANDLE LIFE TODAY".

Madballs

A silhouette of a person standing on a hill with text: "Don't let anyone ruin your day. Be a man. Ruin it yourself."

✨Jassy✨

Me during quarantine

A person is shown in two scenarios. First, text saying, "I'm not going to buy dumb things from Amazon anymore, just because I'm bored." Second, a person with a pink bonnet and a hair dryer attached to it is pictured.

Toast ツ

not a meme

Text reads: "at this moment, my bday is coming up. i was planning on ending everything when my bday comes. nobody will change my mind. ive been waiting for 4 years to finally end it all. im turning 16. i just wanna say thank you everyone who stayed with me even if it was just a few weeks or a month or more for other ppl. i just wanna thank you for everything you guys did for me. i just couldn't just abandon what ive been waiting for. ive been waiting for 4 years to finally be able to do it. i waited bc i want to see if i changed my mind. but no, its still the same thing nothing changed. i want to say goodbye for everyone here bc this might be the last time ill be online on boredpanda bc i have to get ready for the day to come. Thank you everyone, i love you guys"

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of comments on the website Pornhub. The first comment by user Jj75312 says "1 like = 1 day without fapping" and has 4597 likes. The next comment by MmmYeah98 says "Imao" and has 1 like. The last comment by QWBXEU says "12 years bruh" and has 20 likes.

Heroin Monkey

An older man with white hair and glasses wearing a red sweater is holding cards and looking down in a classroom. He has a white bag with the text "recycle me" next to him. In the foreground, a paper on a desk reads "Nobody likes you -R". In the background, a few students are sitting at desks.

Wade

Lmao another example of Amy being a petty little bitch

A screenshot of comments on a video titled "CODM Gunslinger Part 1: Ultimate Terminator". One highlighted comment from amyrulesthepizzaaa says "ABSOLUTE ASS" with fire emojis. Another comment from VancityMerc319 says, "Dang that turned out really blurry, sorry guys, dunno what happened it was fine before..." The final comment from beckwild343 says "you have a hidden talent but PLEASE keep that shit hidden" with fire and 100 emojis.

Wade

Wahtdafack

The image shows a split screen. The upper part displays a video screen with "FIGHT" and "SPRINGTRAP KILLS PURPLE GUY! Compilation". The lower part shows a cat with a loading symbol on its head and the text "FNAF FANS:".

blach66

A young person is holding a rifle. The text says, "When you get detention for handing in your homework 1 day late and then your teacher does not correct it for another week."

Manga fan

Meme:

The meme is a two-panel image comparing the perceived speed of Murata's current artwork to his past artistic process. The top left panel depicts a scene from the anime with the text "the scene". Below, another image labeled "the cameraman" shows a man with a camera looking surprised. The right panel shows the text "People: How is Murata drawing that quickly recently? Murata 3 years ago:" followed by a picture of Murata and the text "EVERY SINGLE DAY!!! 100 DOODLES, 100 SKETCH-BOOKS, 100 PAGES, AND 10 KILOMETERS WORTH OF LINES".

Im totally not drunk 2.0

As a man can confirm

A toy in its packaging is labeled "Useless Man". It says, "This man contributes absolutely nothing to society! Lazy. Unwashed. Just lies around all day eating chips. Now with clothing!"

Chri5

Hol up

The image shows a four-panel comic strip followed by a screenshot from the game "Among Us". In the first four panels, a man is shown sitting at a table on four different "free days": "tobacco free day", "alcohol free day", "coffee free day", and "masturbation free day". In each panel, he has a smoking object in his mouth. The fifth panel is a screenshot of the "Among Us" game, showing an "Emergency Meeting". Text on the image says, "EMERGENCY MEETING" and "Calera".

Cricket Green

Day 3

The image has text that reads "KID #420" and "FREE CANDY". Under the text, there's a picture of a guy with glasses and a beard, and a large pile of candy. To the right, the image shows Sid, a cartoon character with a big smile.

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