Cop memes

A cop stopped a guy for speeding.

He said, "Do you know how fast you were going?"

"I was trying to keep up with traffic," the guy replied.

The cop said, "But there is no traffic."

And the guy answered, "That's how far behind I am."

I wasn't planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere.

The cops are still searching for my wife's killer. Luckily, I already fled the country.