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A screen capture of a Youtube video ad featuring Vsauce. The ad, sponsored by GoDaddy, is titled "cock and ball torture demonstration". The video has 64,000 views and was posted 55 minutes ago. The Youtube user Vsauce is subscribed to the channel.

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A screenshot of a 4chan post. The post text describes how someone pirates a game, buys the company, deletes the pirated copies, and becomes CEO of the company to make his dream game. A Pepe the Frog smugly sips from a glass on the left.

Lil’ bro

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A little girl is on a slide next to an advertisement for McDonald's PlayPlaces & Parties. The ad copy reads, "There's no party like a McDonald's party." There is also a button to "Find a PlayPlace".

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The image shows a meme with a person looking down with text overlayed on the picture. The text says: "UBISOFT be like, yeah, this game fucking sucks. Release it."

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A tweet with text "Worst Headline you'll read today and there's like 10 wars happening" above a tweet by @Dexerto saying "The Hawk Tuah Girl is launching her own podcast under Jake Paul's media company". Below are two side-by-side images of Jake Paul looking surprised and the Hawk Tuah Girl smiling.

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The image shows three panels depicting the evolution of Yamaha's products over time. In 1900, the company is producing pianos. By 1955, they are producing motorcycles. By 1960, they have added boats to their line of products.

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A photo of a gray building with the word "Turboanalisis" written on it in blue letters with a green tree in front. Above the tree are the words "And you thought regular ISIS was bad."

Anonymous

A billboard shows an advertisement for a food delivery service that says, "Bowl Job for Free."

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A tweet that reads: "Burger King and Popeye's having a chicken sandwich war while being owned by the same parent company is the greatest real-life analogy for our modern American political parties."

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A photo shows Patrick Bateman with the text "Be the reason HR has to get involved."

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A meme with a minion says "Yeah I support LGBT!" followed by the names and logos of Lockheed Martin, General Dynamics, Boeing, and Texas Instruments.

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Anonymous

A screenshot of a Tweet by Mc Donald's that says: "LGBT pissing me the fuck off tonight."

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The image shows a two-panel comparison. The top panel is a picture of a woman looking distressed with the text "Designers, when a company hires another designer" and "Am I not enough?". The bottom panel shows a picture of a chimpanzee with the text "Engineers, when company hires another engineer" and "Apes together strong."

Toast ツ

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Boeing

The image contains the text "When one door closes, another one opens." - Boeing attributed to Boeing

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A teacher points at a screen that says: "Pi day is just a fake holiday created by math companies to sell more math."

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The image shows the text "companies carefully watching poopfart1@gmail.com cancel their soon to expire free trial just before poopfart2@gmail.com accepts the free trial." Below that, there is a close-up shot of a man with a suspicious expression.

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