Clay Memes - Worst Jokes Ever

Mask

A screenshot of a tweet that reads: "pussy tighter than an aztec clay face mask."

Android

The image shows a block of text in a small font against a dark background. The text discusses themes of artificiality, resentment, and the conflict between being built for a purpose and being blamed for wanting.

Queen Elizabeth II

When someone created Queen Elizabeth ii out of clay :/

A slightly caricatured clay figure of Queen Elizabeth II, with a blue hat and dress, smiling.

Jokes

Boxer

What do you call a farting boxer?

Gaseous Clay.

Whore

Jack and Jill went up a hill, each with a buck and a quarter.

Jill came down, and she had two-fifty! Oh, what a whore! (Andrew Dice Clay joke.)

Bar

I don’t drink, don’t swear, don’t smoke, shit, I left my cigarettes at the fucking bar! (Andrew Dice Clay.)