Cellphone memes
Jokes
I asked an emo, "Do they get jealous when their phone dies?"
Why did the ACLU block the cellphone number of a Christian nationalist minister? Because the Christian nationalist had a virus on his cellphone and kept calling the ACLU because he wanted to join the ACLU because he wanted to become a card-carrying member of the ACLU.
What feature does an orphan's phone not have?
A home button.