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23 views · ♢ Shy Dragon ♢ · 1 year ago
Two cartoon dogs are lying in bed. The dog on the left looks tired. The dog on the right is in a restless pose. Text above them reads "Sleeping with your toddler is like sharing your bed with a drunk octopus looking for its car keys." The source @blueydudes is printed at the bottom of the image.
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    1 view · TechPriestGotDrip · 3 years ago

    I know them all, just like you keep busting onto your computer keyboard, that's why it's always got sticky keys

    The image shows a disassembled car key at the top and a drawing of a mechanical character with glowing blue eyes with the text "I know the secrets of the machine". The caption at the top reads "when you learn how to disassemble your car key".
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