Call Center memes

I called the suicide hotline in Saudi Arabia. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.

Why are there no good Indian actors? Because all the good ones are trying to get your bank details over the phone.

911, what's your emergency?

Me: My grandma just passed out in the living room and I think she's dead.

Well, it's not a living room anymore.

Me: Hangs up.