Birthday memes

My friend surprised me for my birthday with a book called ‘Road-Kill Recipes’. I did find some roadkill the other day, so I cooked it according to one recipe and it was delicious. I’m just not sure what I should do with the bicycle.

What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?

I don't know. He hasn't opened it yet.

I bought my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. A week later, he told me it was the most violent book he ever read.