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Newborn

1 year ago
An image of an orange cat looking directly at the camera. The text above reads: "the newborn i microwaved watching me go to heaven because i confessed my sins while he's stuck in purgatory for not being baptized."
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    Yo mama

    9 years ago

    Yo mama so fat, she got baptized at SeaWorld.

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    • Mexican

    2 years ago

    What do you call it when you baptize a Mexican? Bean dip!

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    • Priest

    3 years ago

    You should always wash your sex toys. That's why priests baptize babies.

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