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A split-screen meme. On the left, a young woman stands next to a dark blue Porsche. The text above reads, "Got a new car." On the right, a close-up of the same woman holding up a Volkswagen key.

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The image displays a collage of four different Nissan Skyline car models: R32 (gray), R33 (silver), R34 (blue), and R35 (gray). The text "Which one's your favorite?" is at the top.

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A white car is parked on an asphalt road on a sunny day. The car has a large engine. The image's text reads, "Stealth... Texas Style."

MATTIX

The image shows three panels featuring a yellow Mitsubishi Lancer. In the first panel, the text reads, "GO LANCER! I CHOOSE YOU" alongside a photo of the car. The second panel shows the car surrounded by a green glow with the text, "HUH? LANCER'S EVOLING?" The final panel shows the car having evolved into a sportier version with the text, "LANCER EVOLVED INTO AN EVOLUTION!"

MATTIX

The image shows two cars with the following text. "Car manufacturers be like:". The upper car is a stylish, red concept car on a road. Below it is a small, red pedal car on what appears to be a platform.

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The image shows two cars and the text "If your car doesn't scare you a little, it's not fast enough." The top picture shows a red sports car with smoke coming from the tires. The bottom picture shows a small red car on two wheels.

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A photo shows a modified red and yellow Smart car with tank tracks instead of wheels on a street. A small, child-sized car toy is strapped to the roof. A black car is parked in the left lane next to the Smart car. The picture is captioned 'In the wild 😜'.

MATTIX

The image shows a side-by-side comparison of two cars with text above and below each image. The image on the left shows a red classic car with the text "Cars in action movies" above it and the text "Still works after being shot 1000 times" below it. The image on the right shows a small black car with the text "Cars in horror movies" above it and the text "Can't even start" below it.

MATTIX

A Cybertruck parked in a parking lot with a large bull horn attached to the front of the car, with the text "MEANWHILE" above the car and the text "IN TEXAS" below the car.

MATTIX

f_ck teslas

The image is a comparison of two cars. The top image is of a silver Pontiac Aztek, with the caption "EVERY MASTERPIECE" above. The bottom image is of a silver Tesla Cybertruck, with the caption "HAS ITS CHEAP COPY" below. The two cars are positioned side by side for comparison.

Anonymous

Two black buckles with a carbon fiber pattern are displayed on a white background. An inset image shows the buckle inserted into a car's seatbelt receptor. Text on the top reads: "Wireless seatbelts."

Anonymous

A picture of a car's gear shift that looks like a swastika. The text "New car, new me" is written above and below the gear shift.

Anonymous

A green, pea-shaped car is parked on a brick surface. The meme text at the top says: "There's no time to explain. Get in the pea."

Heroin Monkey

A box of Pop-Tarts with the flavor labeled as "Frosted Motor Oil". The Pop-Tarts are shown with black filling and an engine is also pictured on the box.

Heroin Monkey

The image is a two panel meme. The top panel shows a screenshot from a game show, where a male contestant is looking at the camera, a lifeline bar chart appears on the screen above a question with four answers. The question reads: "Equal to roughly 746 watts, what animal-based unit is used to measure the rate at which work is done?" The four answers are: "A: Horsepower", "B: Donkeystrength", "C: Llamathrust", and "D: Zebraforce". The bottom panel shows a man in a suit slapping the roof of a car while speaking to another man. The caption below the car states, "This baby has the thrust of 340 llamas under the hood".

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An image of a silver, vintage car with an unusual, rounded design. The car is parked on grass and has a license plate that reads '950-4277'.

Jadenisuseless

Out in new whip

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smash or pass

A red and white Dodge Challenger car with a custom splatter paint job and a demon face on the rear.

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Theres my problem

A person in a blue shirt and jeans stands next to a car with its hood open. The car is submerged in water. The text overlay on the image says, "WELL THERE'S YOUR PROBLEM".