Autobiography memes
Jokes
Me: Mom, should I kill the main character in the book I'm writing to make things more interesting?
Mom: Sure, honey! What type of book are you writing?
Me: It's an autobiography.
"I'm thinking about killing off the main character in this book I'm writing."
"What type of book is it?"
"An autobiography."
BlessedBrian's autobiography would be titled "The Adventure of Watching Paint Dry."