Asphalt memes
Jokes
A cop pulls a guy over for suspected drunk driving. The cop opens the door and the driver falls out onto the asphalt. The cop says, "Holy shit, you're so drunk, you can't even walk!"
The drunk says, "No shit, that's why I took my car!"
What’s big and black on the road?
Why does new pavement smell like butt?
In other words you can also call it asphalt.
Ass-phalt.