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Labradorian🇨🇭🔥 · 1 year ago
  • The meme shows four images to illustrate the extreme heat of Australian summers. The first image depicts a person using a spatula to remove a cooked item from a baking sheet on a car dashboard. The second shows a flip-flop stuck in melted asphalt. The third shows a driver wearing an oven mitt on their hand as they grip the steering wheel. The fourth image displays a road sign that reads "ROAD SUBJECT TO MELTING! INDICATORS SHOW DEPTH".
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  • pop-tart

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • A box of Pop-Tarts is shown with the title 'Value Pack 16'. The pop-tarts on the front of the box are flavored 'Asphalt'. The tarts are colored black with a road design on top.
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  • Cop

    Anonymous · 9 years ago
  • A cop pulls a guy over for suspected drunk driving. The cop opens the door and the driver falls out onto the asphalt. The cop says, "Holy shit, you're so drunk, you can't even walk!"

    The drunk says, "No shit, that's why I took my car!"

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