Asphalt memesPost memeBestNewestSummer35 views 路 Labradorian馃嚚馃嚟馃敟 路 1 year agopop-tart9 views 路 Heroin Monkey 路 2 years agoCop28 views 路 Anonymous 路 9 years agoA cop pulls a guy over for suspected drunk driving. The cop opens the door and the driver falls out onto the asphalt. The cop says, "Holy shit, you're so drunk, you can't even walk!"The drunk says, "No shit, that's why I took my car!"Asphalt jokes
Cop28 views 路 Anonymous 路 9 years agoA cop pulls a guy over for suspected drunk driving. The cop opens the door and the driver falls out onto the asphalt. The cop says, "Holy shit, you're so drunk, you can't even walk!"The drunk says, "No shit, that's why I took my car!"
