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Scarf

1 year ago
A tweet showing two images. The first one shows DMX with a gray scarf pulled up like a hood. The second shows a close-up of the scarf in a dark space with the reflective pattern of the scarf visible.
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  • Rapper

    1 year ago
    A screenshot of a Reddit thread. The title reads "sounds about right. Fucking typical. This is how it goes with anyone I talk to". The thread shows a user asking to name two hip-hop artists so they can be compared.  The first response is asking whether they meant "Aesop rock or Lupe fiasco". Then there's a response that claims that Lupe is better as a lyricist. Another user asks if they meant "aesop rock or asap rocky" because they are different rappers, to which the user replies he meant asap and that he never actually listened to Aesop rock.
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    NASA

    5 years ago

    What does NASA stand for?

    Need a star A.S.A.P.!

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  • UK

    4 years ago

    The UK is a joke. I want to leave ASAP.

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  • Alphabet

    5 years ago

    "There are 20 letters in the alphabet, correct?"

    "No, it's 26."

    "Oh, I forgot, you are a cutie."

    "You're missing one more."

    "I'll give you the D later."

    "....come to my office at 1pm ASAP."

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