Mega jokes

If a dog made a computer, it would have a mega bite.

Your forehead is so big even Mega Mind knew you were smarter.

What do you call a gay dinosaur?

A mega-sore-ass.

Your forehead is so big it makes Megamind's head look small.

What do you call a Gary Dinosaur?

A mega-sore-ass.

My joke: You have to guess, answers come at 3:00. Why did the cow jump into space?

Hint... it smelled its favorite food 🍱 and saw its future!

That hint was technically the whole answer. Can you guess in 3 hours? Lol, I will be posting every time, and my giveaway starts at 5:00: my mega fly ride bat dragon 🐉 and five jungle eggs.

Your forehead is so big you look like MegaMind.

Wordle be like (pt3)

Any future Wordle jokes I'll just put into one mega comp.

STUCK 💛🩶🩶🩶💛

FOLKS 🩶🩶🩶💛💚

MAKES 🩶🩶💚💚💚

YIKES 💛🩶💚💚💚

I hop on Clash Royale. I see Mega Knight. I cry.

Like if you hate the Mega Knight from Clash Royale because I really, really hate it so much!

Your forehead is so big Mega Mind gets jealous.

I told people your mom is also known as "MBD" because you're a mega baby dispenser.

Yo mama is so fat, it took Nationwide 15 years to get on her side.

Yo mama so fat Thanos had to clap.

Your mama so fat, when she asked for a water bed they put a blanket over the Pacific Ocean.

Yo mama so fat that when I banged her in the jacuzzi, there was a level 8 tsunami.

Your mama is so fat, One Punch Man had to punch twice.