If a dog made a computer, it would have a mega bite.
Mega Jokes
Your forehead is so big even Mega Mind knew you were smarter.
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A mega-sore-ass.
Your forehead is so big it makes Megamind's head look small.
What do you call a Gary Dinosaur?
A mega-sore-ass.
My joke: You have to guess, answers come at 3:00. Why did the cow jump into space?
Hint... it smelled its favorite food 🍱 and saw its future!
That hint was technically the whole answer. Can you guess in 3 hours? Lol, I will be posting every time, and my giveaway starts at 5:00: my mega fly ride bat dragon 🐉 and five jungle eggs.
I hop on Clash Royale. I see Mega Knight. I cry.
Like if you hate the Mega Knight from Clash Royale because I really, really hate it so much!
Your forehead is so big you look like MegaMind.
Your forehead is so big Mega Mind gets jealous.
I told people your mom is also known as "MBD" because you're a mega baby dispenser.
