Mega jokes

Your forehead is so big Mega Mind gets jealous.

What do you call a Gary Dinosaur?

A mega-sore-ass.

My joke: You have to guess, answers come at 3:00. Why did the cow jump into space?

Hint... it smelled its favorite food 🍱 and saw its future!

That hint was technically the whole answer. Can you guess in 3 hours? Lol, I will be posting every time, and my giveaway starts at 5:00: my mega fly ride bat dragon 🐉 and five jungle eggs.

Wordle be like (pt3)

Any future Wordle jokes I'll just put into one mega comp.

STUCK 💛🩶🩶🩶💛

FOLKS 🩶🩶🩶💛💚

MAKES 🩶🩶💚💚💚

YIKES 💛🩶💚💚💚

I told people your mom is also known as "MBD" because you're a mega baby dispenser.

If a dog made a computer, it would have a mega bite.

What do you call a gay dinosaur?

A mega-sore-ass.

I hop on Clash Royale. I see Mega Knight. I cry.

Like if you hate the Mega Knight from Clash Royale because I really, really hate it so much!

Your forehead is so big even Mega Mind knew you were smarter.

Megamind.

I am the grand wizard, mak.

Your mama is so fat, the Marvel Universe disappeared.

Gigachad.

Yo mama must be a giant, 'cause my Mini P.E.K.K.A. goes berserk on her!