DeadAnonymous6 years agoThey say masterbation is better with a dead armApparently I ruined that funeral
SportAnonymous4 years agoIf a master fisherman had a caddie, what would be the caddy's job title?A masterbator
BabyAnonymous7 years agoHow long does it take to blow up a baby in the microwave? I don't know I close my eyes when I masterbate....
BabyBiggie boi 696 years agoWhat does a dead baby look like? I don't know, I close my eyes when I masterbate