Mass Murder jokes
What's the difference between Santa Claus and Jews?
Santa Claus gets to leave the chimney alive.
What do you call a serial killer that only kills fat people?
A mass murderer.
Why did the orphan commit mass murder?
To be on top of the wanted list.
What's the difference between genocide and mass murder?
Genocide is racist.
Don't you just want to go on a mass murder while listening to goodbye Moonman? Oh, just me... OK.