Marxism jokes
Why did Marxism never catch on in England?
Because then it would be impossible to get proper tea.
In Soviet Russia, gay sex gets you arrested.
In America, getting arrested gets you gay sex.
Communist jokes aren't funny unless everyone gets them.
If Martin Luther King were white, what would they call him?
Alive.
Russian history in 5 words: "And then things got worse."
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