Marxism jokes

Why did Marxism never catch on in England?

Because then it would be impossible to get proper tea.

Communist jokes aren't funny unless everyone gets them.

What do you call a Communist sniper? -- A Marxman.

In communist Russia there is no discrimination. White, black, African, American, British and Asian. They all go to Gulag eventually.

In Soviet Russia, gay sex gets you arrested.

In America, getting arrested gets you gay sex.

Communists don't play Minecraft.

They play Ourcraft.