Martin Luther jokes
What did the racist Catholic priest say?
"Martin Luther? Not my king!"
Why is Martin Luther King so bad at laundry?
He won't separate the whites from the colors...
Your hairline's so messed up that even Martin Luther King Jr. couldn't have a dream about it.
What color was the plane after it hit the tower?
It was all black inside (Martin Luther King Junior).
Why do black people only have nightmares?
Because the last one to have a dream got shot. (Martin Luther King joke)
If Martin Luther King were white, what would they call him?
Alive.
You know what the yin and yang looked like before Martin Luther King Jr.?
There was none, it was all white!
His hairline is so ugly that Martin Luther King had a dream about it.
It would have been better if Martin Luther King didn’t have a dream.
You know, for his sake.
What is the difference between Catholics and Lutherans?
Catholics are registered sex offenders.
How did Protestants perform in the 16th century? Well done.
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