Martin Luther jokes

If Martin Luther King were white, what would they call him?

Alive.

Your hairline's so messed up that even Martin Luther King Jr. couldn't have a dream about it.

Why do black people only have nightmares?

Because the last one to have a dream got shot. (Martin Luther King joke)

Why is Martin Luther King so bad at laundry?

He won't separate the whites from the colors...

His hairline is so ugly that Martin Luther King had a dream about it.

It would have been better if Martin Luther King didn’t have a dream.

You know, for his sake.

You know what the yin and yang looked like before Martin Luther King Jr.?

There was none, it was all white!

What did the racist Catholic priest say?

"Martin Luther? Not my king!"

What do Michelangelo and Hitler have in common?

They both used their brain to paint the ceiling.

My mom told me drugs are my enemies... but Jesus said to love your enemies.

What is the difference between Catholics and Lutherans?

Catholics are registered sex offenders.

Apparently, as a 4-year-old, Hitler was saved from drowning in the river Passau by a local priest.

Goes to show once more that a lot of problems would be solved if priests could just keep their hands off kids.