Mandate jokes

What is a government mandate?

When Obama and Biden go out to dinner together.

Why are most politicians in the closet or gay?

Because all they can do is mandate.

Me in 2078 when the COVID-19 delta alpha theta beta cya layta alligayta nlgga chungus sussy deef clussy sussy bussy cunnybrap variant comes out and I need to stay in lockdown for another 2 years with my new mandated virus stopper buttplug 9000.

Joe Biden doesn’t follow his own f**king mask mandate.