Mama cow jokes
What did the mama cow say to the baby cow?
Mooooooo my secret is that it's pasture bedtime, but not pasture bedtime!
What did mama cow say to baby cow? -- "It's pasture bedtime."
What is a cow on two legs?
Yo mama!
I lick cows for my mother.
Old Mother Riley, had a fat cow.
She milked it and milked it but didn't know how, she pulled his tail, pulled his tits. Old Mother Riley was covered in sh!t.
Mama milky?
Why do cows do it for the mooooooooooooooooooo?