Makeup brush jokes
The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick, but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn't talking to me.
Your hairline is more bent than James Charles' gender.
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What do bees brush their hair with?
A honeycomb.
My wife told me to pass her lip stick, but I gave her a glue stick. Now she is not talking to me.
If you're gonna razor yourself, you might as well have shaving cream.
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