this joke is so corny i could eat it off the cob
What happened when the corn got scolded? He got an earful!
why could'nt the man get out of the maize maze?
he got corn-ered
I guess that corn is a-maize-ing.
Why shouldn't you tell a secret in a corn field?
Because they are full of ears!
Now that was a corny joke.
And yes, it was rather a-maize-ing.
wanna hear a joke about corn
Nevermind it's too corny