This joke is so corny I could eat it off the cob.
Maize Jokes
What happened when the corn got scolded? He got an earful!
Why couldn't the man get out of the maize maze?
He got corn-ered!
I guess that corn is a-maize-ing.
Why shouldn't you tell a secret in a corn field?
Because they are full of ears!
Now that was a corny joke.
And yes, it was rather a-maize-ing.
Wanna hear a joke about corn?
Never mind, it's too corny.
