Magpie jokes
A mosquito with a Mario hat on flies on you saying, "It's-a me, Malario!"
Yesterday in my dream I ate a ten pound marshmallow, when I woke up, my pillow was gone.
Three kids one day found a magical slide. There was a sign next to it saying, “Whatever you wish for comes true once you slide down.” One kid stepped up and slid down. He wished for a river of chocolate, thus he swam in a chocolate river.
The second kid slid down and wished for a mountain of money. He then landed in a pile of money. The third kid went down and said, “Weeeeeeee!”
Bippity Boppity, I'm gonna shoot you off my property!
Nice! Angry Birds really has improved.
