Magpie jokes
A mosquito with a Mario hat on flies on you saying, "It's-a me, Malario!"
Yesterday in my dream I ate a ten pound marshmallow, when I woke up, my pillow was gone.
Bippity Boppity, I'm gonna shoot you off my property!
Why do we not have female magicians? Because last time we had them, we burned them alive.
Please welcome Mozart's The Magic Flute...
In A minor.