Magnum jokes
A guy walks into a bar with a 44 magnum and says, "Who the fuck's been fucking my wife?" The room goes silent. The guy in the back finishes his beer and says, "You ain't got enough bullets."
A man walks into a bar with a 44. Magnum and yells, "Who the fuck fucked my wife?" The bartender answers, "Mate, you ain't got enough bullets."
My wife is an optimist. Our first night together, she handed me a Magnum XL condom. I didn鈥檛 know what to do, so I made her a balloon animal 馃巿馃.
A guy walks into a bar with a 44 magnum and yells, "Who the fuck fucked my wife?" The guy behind the bar says, "Mate, you don't have enough bullets!"
Why did everyone dislike Little Johnny at school?
'Cause he pierced everyone's livers with a .357 magnum.
What do you do when you finish a magazine at a hospital?
Reload and keep shooting.
Due to the rising cost of ammunition, there will be no warning shots.
Is it just me, or are magnets really attractive?
What do a mag and a clip have in common? They are both good at school.
I am the grand wizard, mak.