Low Spirits jokes

what is less than 0?

my will to live.

1273. Depression got the best of me. I'm gonna cry in my room now.

You know what really gets me under my skin when I'm down? Sharpener blades.

Is depression an emotion or a state of mind? I call it a lifestyle.

Anyone else on here looking at depressing jokes to make themselves feel better? Not that it's working, but it's nice to know that I'm not alone. Well, enough with the sob story, I gotta go get my razors. See ya in the long run.

There's nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.