Lounge Chair jokes
how do you fit 4 gay guys on a stool?
you flip it over.
How do you get four prostitutes on one chair?
You turn it upside down.
When you do not touch grass :
I can't stand being in a wheelchair.
I used to get pushed and called lazy in school.
Man, I loved that wheelchair.
What do you call a chair that smokes weed?
A high chair.