Lost-and-found jokes
Yoo! I found a $100 bill, found a child who said they lost their $100 bill. Gave them $25.
When God gives you glory, you give it back.
What's one thing you'll never find in lost and found?
Your dad.
Normal Europe: Oh no, I lost my iPhone!
Amish: Oh no, I lost my potato!
I lost my virginity once and found it in a store being sold off.