Lorne Armstrong jokes

Lorne Armstrong

Chuck Norris once stepped on a Lego.

The Lego broke in half.

My arm: "I'M GETTING RIPPED TONIGHT!"

Chuck Norris can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever tasted.

Chuck Norris caught all the Pokémon -- from a landline.

My arms are just a different texture pack compared to my body.