Lobster Tail jokes

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?

Lickalottapuss.

What do turtles and lesbians have in common? They both choke on plastic.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?

A “Lickalottapuss”.

What's a lesbian's favorite type of food?

Finger-food.

What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs?

One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.