What happens once every minute, twice every millennium, but never in a hundred years?
The letter M.
I'm friends with 2 letters of the alphabet. I don't know Y.
Girls Are Yummy Stupid
Are Really Erectable
Tasty Honey Ejaculable
Booty Everything Sucking Titties
Gays don't be mad, read the first letter of every word :D
What is a pirates favorite letter ...... you might think it’s the R but it’s actually the C.
Did you hear about the homosexual letter? It only came in male boxes
Someone told me that you can let out all your anger by writing letters about everyone you hate and then burning them...
But I was just wondering... should I keep the letters?
What do you call a group of letters that like to dance but make you want to poop?
A vowel movement.
What has more letters than the alphabet? -- The post office.
What starts with e, ends with e, and only contains one letter? -- An envelope.
What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? -- The letter F.
What is a pirate's favorite letter?
You'd think it'd be R, but really his heart will always belong to the C.
