Legal Representation jokes

Why is it painful to have your attorney with you in the hospital?

The damages are severe.

The USA guaranteeing freedom of speech is the biggest joke I've heard... Tell that to the people who were almost killed because their cars had "NASCAR Sucks" and "Country and Western is rubbish" on them!

I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage. -- I lost my case.

Why are Republicans supporting giving felons the right to vote?

Because their own personal jeebus is a felon!

The only reason why Murrikkkunts think Canada isn't free is because incest is illegal in Canada, in which one can face a sentence as long as 14 years in prison if convicted.

Why do lawyers use Viagra? To grow taller.