Least Resistance jokes

Why did Blitzkrieg work so well in France?

Because lightning always follows the path of least resistance.

Where did Suzy go after getting lost on a minefield?

"Everywhere."

The other day at school we had to write down our hero and what we would do if they walked into our house. I got off easy because my hero is Stephen Hawking.

I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs.

Gravity sure is fast.

You can't be a loser if you have nothing to lose.

We can't go under it...

We can't go over it...

We have to go through it!