Least Resistance jokes
Why did Blitzkrieg work so well in France?
Because lightning always follows the path of least resistance.
Where did Suzy go after getting lost on a minefield?
"Everywhere."
The other day at school we had to write down our hero and what we would do if they walked into our house. I got off easy because my hero is Stephen Hawking.
I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs.
Gravity sure is fast.
You can't be a loser if you have nothing to lose.
We can't go under it...
We can't go over it...
We have to go through it!