Least Resistance jokes
Why did Blitzkrieg work so well in France?
Because lightning always follows the path of least resistance.
Where did Suzy go after getting lost on a minefield?
"Everywhere."
What's the difference between a maze and a depressed life? One of them you can find a way out of.
Like it if you judge people's hairlines.
The average human male walks for five miles, but the gas station is ten miles away. So why does it take fifteen years for my dad to buy cigarettes?
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were stuck on an island, and the closest populated island was 100km away. So in turn, they try to swim to the island. The brunette swims 10 km then drowns. The redhead swims 30 km then drowns. The blonde swims 50 km then gets tired so she swims back.