Leaning Tower of Pizza jokes
Why is the leaning tower of Pizza leaning?
It has better reflexes than the twin towers.
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Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has faster reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Why is the leaning tower of pizza leaning? 'Cuz it had better reflexes than the twin towers.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pizza?
One held its balance, the other two fell.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
Because unlike the Twin Towers it can dodge.
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Why are the twin towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plain.
Why did the twin towers complain to the pizza restaurant?... Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and got plain.