I will never forget my grandfathers last words. “The fuck you doing whit that knife
Ill never forget my grampa's last words, "stop shaking the ladder you cunt"
55. I’ll never forget my Grandfather’s last words to me just before he died. “Are you still holding the ladder?”
*Hears the news about Sandy Hook* Person 1:God,I can only imagine what was going through those kids heads in the last moments of their lives... Person 2:Probably Bullets Person 1:OMG!!Can you even think of what their parents are going through?! Person 2:Probably Coffin Brochures Person 1:.... Person 2:Its called dark humor.Dark humor is like food,not everyone gets it.
A king ordered to executed a gay man. The gay man came and he said "please don't behead me have pitty". King replied " I will have pitty because I will implale you lets you enjoy your last moments".
