Kin jokes
Incest is wincest. (That was above.)
Fun for the whole family!
Next of kin, count me in!
My friend tried to sleep on napkins.
I guess that's why they're called NAP-kins.
Your family.
Freshman: Hey, what's better, Ford or Chevy?
Senior: I don't f**kin' care as long as it drives.
Freshman: So, I'm guessing it's Chevy?